The Parlor
Menu

The Parlor has a wide variety of delicious food and drinks for you to enjoyIf there is something not listed, just askTips to staff are greatly appreciated!

Specialty Drinks

3k each

1. Ishgardian Ember
Aged Coerthan whiskey stirred with smoked maple sugar and a dash of black walnut bitters, served with a single glacier-cut ice shard in a stone-textured tumbler. Garnished with a scorched orange peel and a sprig of clove.2. Umbral Martini
A brooding blend of Black Vodka, violet liqueur, and a whisper of vermouth. Served in a crystal martini glass, with a rim dusted in mysterious black sugar and served with an obsidian olive.3. Cerulean Mule
Chilled vodka blended with Thavnarian blue ginger beer and fresh-squeezed lime. Topped with sparkling soda in a frosted copper mug and garnished with candied ginger and lime zest.

4. Ruby Sea Ripper
A fiery blend of pepper vodka, fire roasted blood tomato juice, yuzu zest and Thavnarian spice bitters. Garnished with a blade shaped celery stalk, pickled radish, and a rim of Ruby Sea salt.5. Aetherita
Crystalline tequila, fresh lime and a splash of blue curaçao, shaken with precision and served in a frosted margarita glass. Garnished with candied crystals and a twist of citrus.6. Tipsy Moogle
Crafted with Gridanian peach puree and Ishgardian sparkling wine, served in a fluted glass rimmed with sylph sugar and topped with a floating pom garnish.

Appetizers

5k each

1. Goblin Poppers
Fried dumplings stuffed with molten cheese, minced dodo, and pickled peppers. Served with a tangy dipping sauce2. Kraken Rings
Lightly fried calamari served with ink aioli and lemonette. A nod to the legendary sea beast, perfect for bold appetites3. Miqo Balls
Black pepper and garlic meatballs with a blood orange glaze, skewered and grilled to perfection

Main Dishes

6k each

1. Titan Boulder Bite
Massive beef patty with molten cheese, smoked bacon, and cracked pepper aioli on a stone baked bun. Served with steak fries. Stacked in flavor, layered in legend2. Chocobo Street Tacos
Grilled chicken with citrus marinade, rubyberry salsa, and crispy feather shaped tortilla strips. Served in a soft shell. Fast, feathery, and finger lickin3. Doman Dragonfire Wings
Char grilled wings in a spicy honey glaze, topped with chili threads and toasted garlic. Served with sticky rice and lime. Bold, blazing and beautifully balanced

Sweet Treats

5k each

1. Kugane Moon Mochi
Trio of mochi: Pixieberry, matcha, and coconut, each filled with sweet bean paste and dusted with starlight sugar.2. Thanalan Flameflan
Spiced custard with cinnamon, clove, and rolanberry caramel glaze. Served with a shard of brittle and a whisper of heat. Warm, rich, and sun-kissed.3. Rhalgr Rock Candy Crumble
Crushed crystal sugar and spiced popoto streusel over molten honey custard. Served in a stoneware dish with a lightning bolt sugar shard.

Services and Pricing

The Parlor offers a wide variety of pleasures and services.Private dances, Venue rental and moreWe cater to your needs

Come, and experience something

(ERP services not offered to Lala)

Pricing and availability
subject to change.Services are non-refundable

Courtesans

Standard Fee

1 hour min 3 hour max

Kinks should be discussed before the booked session begins(Any additional time added will be up to the discretion of the Courtesan)

Threesomes

(Threesomes are not guaranteed with all staff members. Please speak to our booking agent for more info)

After-Hours Fee

(Any additional time added will be up to the discretion of the Courtesan)

Off-Hour bookings are
100% up to the courtesan.
We guarantee no services after the venue closes.

GPOSE

GPOSE PACKAGES (sfw)

GPOSE PACKAGES (NSFW)

VIDEO PACKAGES

(additional minutes will be 150k each)

VIP
PACKAGES

VIP TIER ONE
2m

VIP TIER TWO
3.5m

VIP TIER THREE
4.5m

Annual VIP
50m

Additional Services

Extra services available at
The Parlor

Bar Buyouts

Buying out the bar will give you access to unlimited drinks and food.Great for large groups coming together.
A great way to show support for our staff!

Please speak to our barstaff to learn more!

TAROT

Tarot is the art of foretelling situations through the use of tarot cards. Our house fortune tellers and their cards are ready for you

VENUE AND STAFF RENTAL

Need a venue?
Need Staff for an event?Allow The Parlor to help you

Dances

NSFW DANCES
Green Tag
staff only

Room bookings for Lap Dances are available!

Electra Kyute

Yuki

Now Hiring

Toshiya

Now Hiring

Elayne

♀+♀/♂

Elayne Benedictus is a paradox of warmth and winter, a Viera Rava with no tribe, no past, and a body built for sin. She recalls nothing before a few months ago, save for the peculiar truth that the cold does not bite her—it calls to her.Snow and ice stir something deep within, an unspoken hunger, as though her soul remembers what her mind cannot.
Her beauty is the kind that lingers like perfume on the skin—honeyed flesh that glows in firelight, full lips ripe for tasting, and mismatched eyes of violet and green that promise secrets. She is a ditz, but with charming ease, all soft giggles and curious questions, although beneath that innocence lies a woman who bends magic and mortals alike to her will.In private, her talents turn from arcane to carnal. Elayne’s hands are skilled in more than spellcraft—fingers coaxing tension into sighs, strokes melting restraint into craving. Naïve in many things yet instinctively gifted in the pleasures of the flesh, she leaves behind more than warmth… and always wanting more.

Race: Viera
Gender: Female
Orientation: Bi
Likes: Handsome men, extravagance, sky builders stew
Dislikes: Poverty, alpine parsnips

• Elayne's personal carrd

Himmit

♂+♂

With Far Eastern techniques, this Master Alchemist transcends the ordinary. With a touch of his gilded hands, he concocts elixirs to enhance mood, potions to sharpen the mind, and oils that evoke a sense of euphoria. Himmit will awaken dormant passions and ignite the libido with vitality and vigor.
With elegance and mystery, he seamlessly blends his skills, allowing him to be a master of conversation. His charm will surely relax and excite, allowing for total unwinding and succumbing to his company.

Race: Viera
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gay
Likes: Conversation, science, hot guys, pasta
Dislikes: rude people, oversleeping,
not getting his way

• Himmit's personal carrd

Snow

A soft dom with a loving twist, Snow enjoys giving clients special treatment. She is a curator of kinks; if it turns you on, chances are she is as well.
She can paint a picture of pleasure with her skills and words, bringing you to extraordinary heights of arousal.
You will leave addicted; the anticipation of your next meeting will be too much to bear.
And for the right person, and right price, this dom can switch with ease!

Race: Miqote
Gender: Female
Orientation: straight

Cherry

♀ Femeninity

A war orphan with a demonic twist, Cherry is cultured and well-mannered.
After years of struggling with possession, trying to grasp his former self, and listening to the dark whispers inside, he has learned to draw upon the dark aether to reflect his true self, a being of pure light.
Where the demonic side is hard and dominant, the angelic side is soft and nurturing.
Cherry is a master at switching between this balance of light and dark, seeking only to please the clients that call on him, making them feel welcome and taken care of; something an orphan wasn't offered.
To him, a smile is everything.Cherry has two forms for your enjoyment. The soft side, and the dark side! Let Client relations know which you prefer when booking!

Race: Viera
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gynosexual
Likes: Making others happy, chicken, people watching, bondage, worship
Dislikes: Bad manners, beetroot, being ignored, elitism

• Cherry's personal carrd

• Cherry's Gamba games!

Soleria

♂

This bun is the wickedest witch there is.
She is a professional at crafting the perfect love spell. She can raise... the softest of structures with great ease. She can enchant and entice, bewitch and bewilder.
Allow her to sit a spell and see what mystical aura grabs your attention. Pretty soon, you'll crave the raw arcane power of this feisty sorceress.

Race: Viera
Gender: Female
Orientation: Straight
Likes: Magic, nature, , massive...men
Dislikes: Rudeness, people who act strange for no reason, hot weather, beets

Toshiya

♂+♂

Hailing from Garlemald (not by choice) , Toshiya is a honed warrior. He treats his body as a temple and encourages worship.
His hardened muscles and sharp mind are enough to break down even the strongest of walls, and he enjoys stripping them down, layer by layer.
Toshiya enjoys all of life's simple pleasures, emphasizing pleasure. His ability to work someone into a passion-filled frenzy is unmatched.
His dominant demeanor, alluring personality, and endless charm are more than enough to ensnare and dominate even the strongest of wills. And if that's not enough, his magitek eyes are more than enough to astound you!

Race: Elezen+Viera
Gender: Male
Orientation: Gay
Likes: Working out, drinking, beautiful men, tacos, shots
Dislikes: Wasting time, unhealthy things, no gym days, carrots

• Toshiya's personal carrd

The ParlorGames

Lucky 7's

Min-Max Bet: 50k-1m

The rules of this game are simple.
Player's type /dice into the party chat when the Dealer says to.

Blackjack

Min-Max Bet: 50k-1m

GOAL: beat the Dealer's hand by getting as close to 21 without going over.The Dealer draws the first card of their hand. Then the Dealer chooses a Player (usually determined by the rotation of bets received) and draws a separate starting 2-Card hand for them in party chat.

CARD VALUES

The Player selected now has a few opinions of play that they can decide on until their turn is complete. Then it's the next player's turn until all Players have finished.Then it's the Dealer's turn to either "Hit" or "Stand". Keep in mind that the Dealer must be forced to "Stand" when their total reaches 17 or higher.

Chase that Cherry

GOAL: Deathroll against the dealer!

EXAMPLE
Dealer rolls a 628
The person next in line types in "/dice 628" into party chat!They roll a 163
The person next in line types in "/dice 163" into party chat!We continue and repeat until someone gets a "1"!

WAR

Min-Max Bet: 50k-1m

GOAL:Goal: Beat the Dealer by rolling higher than them

Each player will type "/dice 13" into party chat.The Dealer will do the same afterwards.The highest card between the player and the dealer wins the hand.If there is a tie, then the player and the dealer will go to WAR

In the even of WAR, there are two options

The player can also offer a side bet during their WAR! to win with their original bet. However, a 25% dealer's fee will be applied.

In a case where the dealer loses, but two winners have the same numbers, they will have to go to WAR with each other.The winner of the WAR will receive both original bets of each player.If one person surrenders the WAR, then the other automatically wins and receives both bets.

Nico

♂+♂

Nico is a young man forged from the fire and winds of Ul'dah harsh desert. Born to a weaponsmith, the clanging of hammers and the heats from the forge shaped him to become an apprentice merchant.
He is a proud member of his FreeCompany, a group of like-minded individuals and seasoned experts.
Nico's talents are multi-faceted, and he spends his time working between linear roles. He can mix drinks with the best, as well as bust out his superior dance skills.

Race: Miqo | Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him | Orientation: Gay
Likes: Books, Nachos, and alcoholic beverages
Dislikes: Romance, dramatric people and brussel sprouts

Karma

♂♀

Karma loves the beauty of the natural world.
Her mornings start early, brewing a fresh pot of coffee and meeting the sun, a daily ritual for her.
She is a lover of friends and adventure. Karma treasures time spent with her companions, yet loves the time she gets to spend with just herself.
Whether soaking in the sun or delving into an escapade, Karma's soul thrives in a delicate balance of connection and calm.

Race: Viera
Gender: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Likes: naps, coffee, flowers, glamour, sweet treats
Dislikes: loud people, loud noises, and brussel sprouts

SteamingBride

♀♂♀♂

Orphaned in the steppes, her life was a hard one until she caught the eyes of a pair of roaming Roegadyn who then ferried her off to Limsa. She is always working to better herself and help those around her, a shining beacon and sturdy foundation to any adventuring party. But a flame burns strong within, pushing her to strive to protect her allies and freedoms above all else.
She draws attention with her sense of color and style but this often belies a warm and reserved nature. While hating to be the center of attention, she likes the small bits of attention from her entertaining...but sometimes silly dancing. While mostly keeping conversation light, if she is comfortable her shyness can melt away showing an open book that will likely talk your ear off for hours.

Race: Au'ra | Gender: Female
Pronouns: | Orientation: Pansexual
Likes: training(martial and arcane), fruity drinks, animals, freedom, silly moments
Dislikes: bigots, unnecessary shows of force, authority

Electra Kyute

♂♀

Electra specializes in NSFW erotic lap dances. Very lewd chat conversations while enjoying each other's company. Very simple if any ERP that focus on each others desires and feel good. Now with Mare animations for increased visual stimulation. Has a soft spot for shy ones like herself, loves to make all her dances special, and will try her best to make the short time together meaningful. Let this little one help you feel good. ♥
"I offer an immersive experience that isn't just simply dancing, but a variety of emotes and animations mixed with casual chat that provide a relaxing & de-stressing experience"

Race: Au'ra | Gender: Female+
Pronouns: She/Her | Orientation: Bi
Likes: Glamour, pictures, nice people, hugs, kisses, affectionate tender touches, and mutual orgasms.
Dislikes: Overly aggressive behavior, rough treatment, disrespect, and almost any BDSM.

Mikh

♀+♀+♀♀♀

Mikh Mijuuk...a name that is whispered by...well, no one. Because he is relatively new to the scene!
This Miqo'te seemed to burst out into Ul'dah; where the desert climate suited his liking. While rooted, he doesn't shy away from seeing all life has to offer!
His warm and friendly demeanor is put off by his gruff exterior of his style. But soon after speaking with him, he is described as a "big ol' teddy bear'.
His style and sense of taste reflect in the drinks he serves up!

Race: Miqo'te | Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him | Orientation: Straight
Likes: Laughing, "Good" Girls and eating tacos wink wink

Lauriam

♂+♀+

With her extensive knowledge of beverages and cuisine, she can make anyone's taste buds tingle in excitement. Graceful and precise are some of the features of her that really wow guests. She may seem shy and sweet, but she has a devious side to her that many wish to seek out.
Her specialty, in addition to her bar craftmanship, would be sensation play. She is an avid enthusiast of substances and enjoys the rush and pleasure of experiencing the full range of all five senses. She finds it much more intimate than just the raw pleasure of sex, though she is not opposed to it.

Race: Harpy | Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her | Orientation: Pan
Likes: Sweets, dancing, drinking, baking, parties, fun conversations
Dislikes: Hostility, salty foods, Garleans

• Lauriam's personal carrd

Celeste

♂+♀+

Celeste sparkles from scale to toe— literally. Wrapped in holographic glamours and shimmering with natural glitter, she’s a walking daydream with a rainbow edge. Though she radiates joy and loves nothing more than spending time with her friends, there’s a quiet mischief behind her smile, a playful tease, a shy wink, a flirtation left hanging in the air. She loves collecting shiny trinkets and rare glam pieces and while her vibe is pure sparkle, don’t be fooled, she’s she’s a playful tease wrapped in glitter, always ready to brighten your day.

Race: Au'ra | Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her | Orientation: Bisexual
Likes: glitter, rainbows, lemonade sour patch kids and compliments
Dislikes: Being rushed, awkward silence and neutral colors

Spa Treatment

• The Spa Carrd

Happy Endings offers a relaxing spa-themed
adult RP session in a private venue off-siteAppointments can be scheduled with the staff in advance.Prices and availability may vary.

Happy Endings owns and operates both propertiesTo book privately with us, please contact us directly and book ahead!The Parlor is open Friday and Sundays!